Frequently Asked Questions

1. How long does it take to receive my gang info once I purchase the consultation?
   - We usually brain storm for a day, and will get back to a day later, so in total 2-3 days.
2. What if I don't like the name/color/design you chose for me?
   - Then you don't like change, you don't want to be cool, and you are just being difficult. We are experts. If you don't like our work, you'll probably like something like the name "Spiders" and the color red for your gang color. There, you can have that name and color, free of charge.
3. How come your consultation is so cheap?
   - Being experts in the field, we are experienced and want to spread our gift. Seeing a bad gang name for us, is like you seeing a kid drown. We cringe at the thought of it.
4. Are you responsible if I'm shot, stabbed, mugged, or raped when sporting my new gang colors, or flashing my new gang signs?
   - Not in Canada, or most States.
5. Are you for real?
   - Are you for real?
6. Want to join our gang?
   - NO. Well... if you have weekly get togethers, and lunch is provided... then maybe... probably yes.